Oral Lubes

Safe to swallow


A little bit of lube can do wonders for enhancing the erotic pleasure of oral sex. The right lube will ease and intensify the sensual dance of the mouth, lips, and tongue as they glide and suck their way to total obliteration.

At a glance, oral lube seems unnecessary. After all, doesn't the mouth produce saliva? Sure, it does. But a good lube will amplify the sensations, let the giver pull off more tricks, and keep the receiver in a firmer bout of ecstacy.

Also, you can't always muster up enough spit to adequately lube up your own mouth much less the penetrating object, so it's always good to keep some lube on hand that you can tolerate in your mouth. For instance, alcohol and various medications can dehydrate you and dry up your saliva glands.

One common problem with giving oral for an extended amount of time, particularly to a penis, is that the jaw gets tired. Lube reduces the work your jaw needs to do since the penis can endure more friction from the mouth so you don't need to expend so much energy opening your mouth like Pacman.

Elements of a good oral lube

  1. Taste. A lube that tastes good to the giver can help them unleash their ravenous potential as their slurp their way across some genitals. It unlocks the animalistic hunger mechanism and the related dopamine pathways that can turn up oral sex a few notches.

    A tasty lube can keep you coming back for more, just like grandma's cookies except without the calories.

  2. Avoid parabens. Parabens are a common additive used in lubes for their bactericidal and fungicidal properties. However, they have a high irritant potential, especially in the mouth where small cuts and abrasions are likely to exist and create targets for irritation.

    Parabens do not affect everyone, and it's most likely that they will not cause problems for you, but do be aware.

  3. Consider water-based lube. Oral sex usually a gateway into other kinds of sex like toy-on-genital play or genital-on-genital action involving condoms. If you're going to be using latex condoms or toys, any lube you use during oral will still be there when you switch tempo, so you want to choose a lube that is good for no matter what you're doing. Oil-based lubes will break down silicone toys and latex condoms, so avoid them if latex and silicone are on the dinner menu.

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Product Name Sasmar Strawberry

1.7 oz

Promises a delicious taste of fresh strawberries.

Jo H2O Vanilla

5.3 oz

Tastes like grandma's cupcakes

Shunga's Toko Aroma Champagne/Strawberry

5.5 oz

Tastes like champagne+strawberry

Whiskey Dick Personal Lubricant

2.0 oz

For the alcoholic sex friend in your life

J&D's baconlube

2.0 oz

Be a bacon lover with this overpowering smelling bacon lube

Distinguished for oral vaginal flavored water-based paraben-free flavored oral vaginal water-based flavored oral water-based oral flavored water-based oral water-based flavored
Score 4.1/5.0
3.7/5.0
3.6/5.0
3.5/5.0
3.3/5.0
Price Price (unit): $6.97
Price per oz: $4.10
Price (unit): $11.21
Price per oz: $2.12
Price (unit): $10.43
Price per oz: $1.90
Price (unit): $9.90
Price per oz: $4.95
Price (unit): $10.50
Price per oz: $5.25
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Ingredients

Water, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sclerotium Gum, Flavour, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid.

Purified Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Flavor, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben.

Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Sucralose, Flaviring, Hydroxyethylcellulose, D-Limonene.

Water-based and Formulated with body safe ingredients. Aged 4 years in oak casks

Water, Gycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Saccharin, Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid

Package

4 x 3 x 4 inches; small tube with cap

3.6 x 0.6 x 3.6 inches ; 6.4 ounces

8 x 2.5 x 8.5 inches ; 5.4 ounces; press bottle with flip-top cap

small package, 3 ounces. Package is small and TSA approved

TSA approved travel size, press bottle, 3oz.

Pros


- Good strawberry flavor.
- Good performing as lubricant, with a smooth feel.
- Doesn't get sticky.
- Discreet.


- Tasty flavor for great oral sex.
- Good performing lubricant.


- Sweet and delicious taste that will give variety to your sex routine.
- Silky feel as you apply it.
- Safe for condoms and toys.


- Great bourbon taste, great for oral.
- Very fun novelty product.
- Water-based and good consistency.


- Fun gag gift.
- Good for oral if you are a bacon addict. Actual bacon flavor.

Cons


- Some people don't enjoy the taste that much.


- Doesn't last too long.
- Gets somewhat sticky after a while.


- Doesn't last too long.
- Gets sticky after a while.


- Not very lasting.


- Smell is not so great.
- Very basic lubricant properties.

Product Attributes
Product Name (cont.) Sasmar Strawberry Jo H2O Vanilla Shunga's Toko Aroma Champagne/Strawberry Whiskey Dick Personal Lubricant J&D's baconlube
Healthiness
85%
75%
65%
60%
60%
Consistency
85%
80%
75%
85%
75%
Durability
70%
60%
70%
55%
55%
Slickness
80%
65%
80%
80%
65%
Taste
90%
95%
90%
95%
95%
Smell
95%
95%
85%
85%
70%